3 BHK for Rent in Baner

**Maa kasam, isse accha ghar nahi milega. (Sorry mummy 🙏)** Aur ghar accha hai toh **flatmate bhi waise hi chahiye. Vibe pe compromise nahi.** **Kaam ki baat:** **3 BHK Row House — fully furnished.** Haan bhai, **zameen pe ghar milega Baner mein** — Omega Residency. No 17th-floor-box-in-the-sky scene. **Owner** — chill banda hai, US mein rehta hai. Matlab landlord roz gate pe khada hoke *“beta kal raat kaun aaya tha?”* nahi poochega. Ghar kaafi independent hai, apna aao-jao, apna scene. **Guards** — inse zyada supportive log mushkil se milenge. Party pe koi faltu restriction nahi, guests ko leke drama nahi, aur raat ke 12 ke baad bhi Swiggy/Zomato **doorstep tak**aata hai. Luxury samjho. **Location — Baner.** BHS paas mein, cafes itne ki decide karte-karte coffee ka mood nikal jaaye, gyms 5 min ke andar, food, groceries, chai, daaru, date — **sab aas-paas.** Gaadi nikalo ya mat nikalo, zindagi chal jaayegi. **Ab len-den ki baat:** * Rent — ₹16,000/month * Deposit — ₹50,000 * Setup — ₹17,000 * Cook and house help — ₹5,000/month * Electricity — ₹2,500–3,500/month **Bas. Koi “maintenance baad mein batayenge” wala surprise nahi.** Photos dekh ke judge mat karo. **Ghar aao, dekho, phir mana karke dikhao.** Ghar dekhna hai toh message/call karo — ************** **Pehle aao, pehle pao. Ghar badhiya hai. Bas ab ek badhiya insaan ki kami hai.**