Single Occupancy for Rent in Goregaon West

Kripya poora padhein… 😌 Kripya poora padhein… 😌 Mere velle dost, kindly read throughout! Kya pata tumhari bandi / mitra ko zarurat ho? Nahi toh beer toh pi hi lenge saath mein!! 🍻😄 ⸻ 🚨 Situation gambhir hai… Ek working bandi chahiye 🫣 Shared accommodation / Single occupancy ke liye 🤪 ⸻ 🏠 Accommodation Details (Fully Loaded 😎) 🏢 2BHK Fully Furnished Flat – Higher Floor (Lift hai bhai 🙌) 📍 Location: , Goregaon west – ekdum prime area 🤩 🔹 Available Options: • Single Occupancy 🛋 💰 Rent: 37000 💵 Deposit: 2X of rent 📈Brokerage : Nhi bhai main toh apni pasandida aurat ke liye ye sab kar raha hoon.. 🤣 🛠 Maintenance: Landlord ka headache 🤣 ⸻ 🧰 Facilities / Sukh-Suvidha ⤵️ ✅ Fully functional Kitchen setup ✅ Fridge ✅ A/C (Room) ❄️ ✅ 24x7 Water supply + Power Pump ✅ Good ventilation 🌬 ✅ Bed + Almirah ✅ Geyser 🚿 ✅ Washing Machine ✅ Wi-Fi 📶 👉 Room ke liye: One bed + 2 almirah included (women - kapte to hote hi nahi kabhi inke pass ) ⸻ 📍 Location Perks: 🚇 Oshiwara Metro Station – itna paas ki kitchen se kuddi maar ke pahunch jao 😆 🛍 Lokhandwala Complex – 1.7 km ⛱ Versova Beach – 2.0 km 🛺 Auto Stand – ghar se nikalte hi mil jayega 🤣 ⸻ 📝 House Rules (Simple & Clear): 1️⃣ Pets allowed nahi – Flatmates badi hi darpok hai 👻 2️⃣ Girl-Girl ego nahi chahiye – behan banke raho, aish karo ☝🏻 3️⃣ Non-Veg allowed 🍗 Bas zinda janwar aur uske tukde kitchen mein nahi aane chahiye 🤣 4️⃣ Baaki sab expenses shared basis pe ⸻ 👨🏻‍🍳 Me kaun hoon? Self-employed, passionate chef 👨‍🍳 Kitchen mein zyada milunga, flat mein kam 🤷🏻‍♂️ ⸻ Agar yaha tak aa gaye ho toh… bhot velle ho 😛 Aur comment kiya toh vellapan ka certificate free 🎓🤣 ⸻ 📲 Ping me on WhatsApp: ********** – Lucky